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YOU VILE CRETIN!
i'm only mentally stunted, not physically, you fucking paeans.
SAFETY WINK ;-)
I've got cum on the keyboard again.
THANKS A BUNCH!
but i did just work out xylopwn's username. GOOD EFFORT.
Also, for what it's worth, I'm going to start restraining myself on the sex threads, because not only does it feel a bit weird, now that you all know who I'm actually having sex with, but also, I'm sure you guys don't want to know either :-)
AND IF YOU DO, THAT'S WHAT THE PM FUNCTION IS FOR.
I just love those sex threads in general. Call me a pervert and I'll call you observant etc.
But totally on the PM score. Microsoft Works makes a terrible newsletter but the pictures are pretty good.
stuff via pms and the usual route rather than on here. Some do this and some don't.
Cheers (yeah I still know)
It might take a wee bit of time to get used to it, but I do try to keep as much off-board as possible. Having said that, we can hardly ignore each other.
No one likes *that* couple, so I'll make efforts to curb it!
YOU SICK FUCK!
Except a violent one.
you're like statler AND waldorf.
if both of them were hilarious cunts!
i don't know who they are
i am both HILARIOUS and a CUNT
"Hey that wasn't half bad!"
"No, it was ALL BAD!".
But it gets 13monsters all excited and I love that guy.
As per my post below.
me and Xylo are dating though.
meant to say "<3"
You are such a total slag, playing us off against each other. Just wait until the glasgow meat. You'll see you've backed the wrong horse!
and you can all mock and then we can all go back to normal business, ok?
He is amazing in every way.
Right, you can vomit now, and stop being so fucking nosy in future :-)
you two are being amazingly adolescent about this
Because I think I agree with you, but speaking as a former-cynic, I think it's no bad thing :-)
Good to have you here! x
and get it over with. Please? And no, I don't want to watch.
'not even in the face, my friend. Not *even* in the face.'
It was his worldly tones that made me crack up, though, and I can't reprent that online.
ya big softie, you.
since, as well you know, we are both so shy in real life :-)
and thanks :-
it would be you, my dear. (in the nicest posisble way!)
i keep telling him i'm a married man but he's so... persistent.
you're even making the ever cynical DiS drowning man do an 'awwww'...
what are you doing in my house?
and I'm masturbating into your mothers prescription knickers.
i'M A HUMaN
'tis all sorted :-)
anyway, see you tonight!
but at the time it was TERRIBLE!'
but would have felt too guilty.