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sure it might be more pleasurable if you're engaging in it, but who cares if you're just watching it.
I suspect not
This thread is going to be a slow burner until a couple of pissed nightshifters, and then probably a drunk me, start being gross/hilarious later.
but when it came to the actual act, would be completely horrified and disgusted. Mentally, she'd want to and be excited by the idea but physically she couldn't handle it. She had the lowest pain threshold of anyone I've ever met though. Fecking wimp.
until THAT happens.
* by THAT, i mean....well....you know.
as in: would normally quite loudly encourage me to do that with her rather than the normal way. As with everything, Chrimbo every day gets boring it turns out...
Just beautiful :-D
to wear a strap on.
How risqué. Ooohh missus.
Also, hi Joe. We always meet on threads like this.
Wandered in by accident did we?
I'm entirely innocent in the ways of the bum.
(Yes, sasha grey)
I would have backed it.
That's what sh-
Like aligning the remote controls length ways in accordance with the sofa arm.
is not a value of awesome.
I think you're obsessed with it.
I'm more a 69-obsessive, but thanks for asking! :-D
He was quite prominent in the Threesome thread too, the guy is a sexual deviant.
I've never been into it much, unlike some of my friends who obsess over anal and how when the missus only consents when she's drunk. Eww.
You and hair are a little bit conflicted, ain't you?
said that one time he was bottomly sexing his terrible, obese fiancee, after withdrawal a small, Tunnock's Tea Cake sized globule of gelatinous poop plopped on to the bed sheet.
This leads me to the conclusion that anal sex may not actually be awesome.
how can a guy have anal sex without a condom? surely that's just taking the piss. or the poo. as it were.
i think most guys probably fall into this category if they've not tried it, plus it's a very male dominating thing to do. i mean, i assume women have the same size bums as men and the thought of anything the size of a cock going in there is TERRIFYING
if you've got the keys to the front door you don't come smashing in through the back one do you.
now have a massive wank and go to sleep, it's 2.30am for christ sake
"do you like wearing strap-ons?"
If they answer in the negative I just know they're not for me. If they run away or completely blank me I know they're not for me.
C'mon that's not fair... they don't know I'm an utter pillock.
and I get scared/have tears in my eyes when doing a large poo so I wouldn't volunteer my back door to be repeatedly pounded. Just sayin'.
That's an invitation to negotiation then.
You just keep quiet about it.
but still no
Not as warm.