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Can you fit a golf ball in it?
I can't. I have a small mouth.
I bet Meths has a big gob.
although I shan't again as it hurts me and arouses the wrong sort of interest in equal measure.
I have tiny little hands and wrists though. Or maybe I just have a huge mouth. Cripes.
I'm also having a fairly horrid flashback of me demonstrating my mouth fisting ability at some point recently- was it in the pub on Friday night, Scout/thor? Or the previous weekend? (xylo? Tristan?) Or did I, god forbid, do it without a DiS audience?
It wasn't KMs and it wasn't Black Dog... actually, was it in Ruby with Aaron??
I just remember the vivid imagery, not the location.
It was the ruby lounge, with Ten Bears, and the mouth fisting scottish girl in the pink hat. that's it :-)
Don't say 'mouth fisting'
I think it sounds good. Are you having some trouble?
(long forgotten 70s English erotic sci-fi)
Bummers Hill against Horsey Windpump - away win.
For real? Are you six months old or something?
Now unless golf balls have got smaller or my mouth has got bigger then it still ain't going in.
Also, I believe you may have been given the wrong impression about me from a certain someone on Friday. Contrary to reports, I'm not in love with you.
She's been reprimanded, but still thinks it was 'very funny'.
It would explain ALL the stalking. Also, you're Scottish. Who knew?!
I am of Scottish descent, don't tar me with that brush.
I don't believe you. I've felt the chemistry on the boards between you two- it's the most beautiful electric manlove EVER. <3
(actually, I'm not around really until the end of March, so I'm not sure why I'm asking. Because it's not like you'd go ahead and arrnage this without me, is it?) IS IT?
I'm just using him to get close to his sister though. Sssh!
You claim to love pelicans but nowhere on your favourite bands does 'Pelican' feature.
I should really change that since I saw that episode of Life where the pelicans swallowed the baby *other birds* to take home to regurgitate into the mouths of their young.
But then I saw this, and all was forgiven:
The bushy tail, the big teeth.
I think I just did a Marilyn and posted in completely the wrong place
i eat roast potatoes whole. could probably fit a number of golf balls in there. cant fit my fist tho. BIG MANLY HANDS
yet, i've not put one in it yey.
Maybe at the Glasgow MEAT?
because I'm worried that my babyhands are skewing my idea of my 'talent' here.
I've seen the x-rays of my impacted wisdom teeth its not pretty. It would probably actually make you wince :|