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Let's compile the definitive list.
First one that popped into my head.
Even though one of them's dead.
Point still stands though, Madeley is ace.
I think you are. Madeley is that prime cunt married to Judy.
Madeley did a squirm inducing interview with his bessie mate Tony Blair. Hence, Cunt. And cunt anyway.
I will pass on Tim Westwood. He has apparently done a lot for music.
I live 100 meters away from the tesco that he was busted for stealing booze from.
for disputing piers morgan
Have you seen the pictures on this group- http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=5272453863
He winds up too many students for him to be 100% bad.
He is a loathsome scumbag cunt of the highest order, dragging his foul carcass cross this nation breeding hatred and anger with every utterance.
Winding up students is hardly difficult though.
Good game this.
when he's on "Something for the Weekend" quite charming. He's the least enthusiastic TV presenter I've ever seen. It's quite brilliant.
yes, yes it is
He's taken down his online CV. Sad times :(
(which means 'the beautiful' in dutch)
Ed the Duck
both on a par, i think
what a guy
I will try 3% harder in future.
just thinking 'hmmm, who do i despise more than anyone, real or fictional, living or dead?' IMMEDIATELY brings up her face. What's the word for a female goon? she's such a goon.
drownedinsound has made me google gina yashere.
he scored a fucking great goal at the san siro!
hitler, nice one on the olympics champ.
bono, anthony kedis
Weasel that he is.
not that I've chatted to him but says thanks if you hold a door open etc. Well mannered is probably more like it.
Can you be well mannered and an indisputable cunt? Yes, probably.
The nature of his job means he has to act like a cunt and do cuntish things sometimes, and this he does very well, in the manner of somebody who could quite possibly be a cunt. He is not though- he's actually a very lovely person.
He's a CUNT.
I like him.
Plus Simon Heffer.
Question: If you were trapped in a room with Plattel, Piers Morgan and Simon Heffer with a gun and just one bullet, what would you do?
Answer: Chuck the gun away and beat them all to death WITH YOUR BARE HANDS.
Can't believe I hadn't This'd ^this already.
Dawson - massive cunt, gets everywhere, weird face
Healy - once described himself as a player as 'like a jedi', nearly as ubiquitous as Dawson.
Moore - (as a commentator) takes everything that's happening on the pitch as a personal affront, mental
Davies - again for commentary, pretty much everything he says is related to Wales, regardless of who's playing and what's happening.
Both a pair of utter, utter cunts.
I hate that Austin Healy has managed to position himself as some kind of cheeky chappy when he was a foul tempered, violent bastard in his playing career
Brian Moore amuses me, and has really grown on me. And rugby wouldn't be rugby without Davies' voice bleating "OVERLAP!"
and raise you Jeremy Guscott
and raise you Will Carling and Will Greenwood.
He typifies, short welsh cunt syndrome (of which Craig bellamy suffers).
Moore not so much, good analysis and even if england scored the best try in rugby history, he'd still say someone wasn't binding properly. Knobhead? yes...c*nt?..no
he's unfunny but otherwise seems alright
mainly because of that comment he made about leaving Pavlechenkoski on the bench 'to fuck him up' [paraphrasing].
Hammond is on course to join him, May's ok.
That thing she did on the TNT show pretending to be a disabled person.
What a fuckhead. And her voice makes me want to chew on some barbed wire.
insufferable oaf alive.
and that's what matters innit.
also, in spite of the hatred he attracts, he also has a big fanbase, ergo not an indisputable cunt.
Ugh i just said ergo
Pleat was on the radio the other day talking about John Terry and making vague refernces to his own 'indiscretions' from the past. Great man.
John Terry is on the list though.
No John Virgo= Snooker commentary will never be the same :(
once sang 'We.. we are having a re-rack' to the tune of love will tear us apart. Which is one a par with Leeds United calypso for greatest song about sport.
Get a life.
no idea what's going on now
people who describe vinyl which could best be described as played/average as near mint when selling online
off of The Sun newspaper and, more recently, the telly.
with a picture of their grinning fizog where they spout ill-judged tripe and vomit out a seemingly unending stream of unfunny quips and observations, spattered with the odd sexist joke from yesteryear.
this could describe a large number of threads and posters on this board.
Anyone off Loose Women
which is cool
He's still a terrible cunt though.
I can state that Peter Mandelson is incredibly charming and immensely thankful to his staff and not one mite ill tempered.
"i rate him"
"people dont realise how quick he is"
what a hero
In the words of Jerry Sadowiz, "Michael MacIntyre, WHADDA CUNT"
Definitely him, then.
Boyle's stand up can easily be seen as being cunty, but the gentleman himself is not a cunt as he is very funny...
The 'whit?' was aimed at the blaspehmy against the good character of Mr Boyle.
David O'leary (actually, this was done purely for effect. I like David).
I stand by my previous judgement. Clifford is sound. O'Leary, mmmmmmeuch.
that's a fact. A stone iron cast stoney iron fact.
Liz Jones + Ali Dizaei, definitely, the others I'm indifferent to.
is the worst, most disgusting man in the world.
I don't trust the nightshift with this one.
And then realize you're one too? well, have you ... ever .. I have. So What
Brooker is brilliant.
Point one; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHun58mz3vI
Point two; http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2010/feb/15/charlie-brooker-ebook-convert
It's people like you that are ruining this country.
Go back to where you came from, or respect our beliefs and values and shut up.
The cast of Friends
The cast of 2 pints of lager...
I'm only having a laugh. We're here for a good time, not a long time! Wayhaaay! If the answers up there I'll give you the money myself.
Everyone makes mistakes. Fancy a game of The Price is Right?
And Bono again as I don't think he's been mentioned enough.
Anthea Turner/Grant Bovey
All MPs claiming for their second house
all local councils who give only 25% discount on council tax for a single person living next door to a family of 5
German government for taxing over HALF my wages, yes HALF!
Kyrgiakos for putting Fellaini out for 6 months, CUNT!
Steven fucking Gerrard cunt
and probably some more
like all the cunts I work with....
END OF THREAD!
So, definately Michael Flatley then.
This thread is turning into a farce.
Lily Fucking Allen. For sure. Biggest cunt of all time. Dictionary deifinition of the word cunt. Total cunt to the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal, light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle.
She's a cunt. Basically.
Evidence: She got stuck in to Jo Whiley - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MZzaCobhtE
how come Jo 'they were amazing in the live lounge' Whiley hasn't cropped up yet?
Go to http://drownedinsound.com/community/boards/social/4239871#r5181547 and vote for Jim Davidson NOW!
The worst cunt of them all.
The lord of the cunts.
and it's SIR Cliff!
Except William Hague
This should be like Highlander..there can be only one true cunt!..and it is she!
She seems lovely, as I expressed earlier. Weird...
Macauley Culkin's parents for always forgetting him when they go on holiday - self-centred cunts
Toilet attendants who give you evils when you don't want a splash of old spice yet don't realise they work in a urinal, oh you need a specific name, Ivor Jobbeingacuntinthetoiletsofproud
Not Margaret Thatcher, I fucking hate milk and I'm sure the cows are happier not having penispumps attached to them
Tiger Woods for not bragging about being so fucking good at hide and seek
Vince McMahon for screwing Bret Hart
McDonalds for making me think about 4 times a year that their food is good and then getting the instant shits
Sting for no longer hanging around with his mate with the plate in his lip - tantric cunt
Dave for leaving Chas and Dave - bearded cunt
... and composed
ed o'brien. apparently.
"Calm down dear..."
...almost 40 minutes for Clarksons name to appear in this thread?
A trio of CUNTS.
Good Work team.
(TheBeautifulOnes - 18 Feb '10, 16:44)
2. If you actually mean Claire Balding: get out.
I know someone called Clare Baldwin
and found two people suggesting him and FOUR people defending. This place is a disgrace. I'm leaving.
*shakes head in disbelief*
the best PM this country's had in over 30 years?
Yeah like you really use a fucking Knorr stock pot in your own cooking, you absolute SLICE.
Top marks for use of 'slice'.
I'll have to dispute this! I met him and he was a thoroughly decent chap.
Y'know that Knorr advert where he's carrying that mince into his garden to all of those children (presumably his?). His face, HIS FACE while he is carrying that mince. Look at it. Look at it. Then tell me he doesn't belong in this thread.
I've never met him, you have... but I'm still right.
I've met very few famous people. The only one who I met and was an absolute cunt is Roland Rivron.
'Look at me, I'm a cunt.... I'm going to become a parody of myself'
And that's the sort of logic I'm just not having.
But if he goes anywhere near MY kids with a dish full of mince...
Cuntish behaviour, even if apparently a nice bloke
I love how she refers to the UN :D
he seriously bored me when i was a kid
Jo Whiley, too, while we're at it. But Ctrl+F tells me TheWza brought her up in passing anyway.
Theodicy = bollocks
Sing along to all of the 5 seconds of songs played on adverts for compilations
could argue otherwise.
made me spill my tea
i know that's a cliche but it just is bono. the man exudes cuntitude like a pound of runny shit being pressed through holes in a cereal box. every single facet of his being from his "rockstar" shades to his condescending politics is hateful, foul and the very embodiment of all that is unjust and evil in this world. even if he died in the most awful, painful, distressing way a human can physically perish, i would still clench my fist and pump it sharply, grind my teeth and eagerly await the edge's solo album.
with pompous and egotistical
and that whole paragraph is fine and difficult to argue with.
and yet they gave him the nobel peace prize......WHY?
This sort of nonsense (giving him a peace prize) gives great source material to jihadist extremists to try to convert people to thinking the wests institutions are corrupt.
A man deeply involved in the mass killing of innocents and who helped keep secret the mass bombing of cambodia for 7 years as it was happening, a bombing campaign that saw many times more tonnage of bombs dropped on a country that was not in conflict with his country, no war was declared, no actions taken by cambodians against the US.
Basically how evil have you got to be for the west to think you are beyond the pale?
Why hasnt the Nobel organisation rescinded its prize to him?
who won the nobel peace prize.
Well I've always wanted to win that prize as well, perhaps I should join the bnp OR a private western security firm in iraq? Im sure it would increase my chances
Bamnan is right to despise a lot of the congratulatory awards that are meant to be 'prestigeous' ...but the bodies that give them seem to be c***s as well, they give out stuff to people who seem to embody the opposite of what the award is purported to be for
Pushy little twat.
Buys me hours of free time, plus she has the decency to make her DVDs automatically start again if they've sat on the menu for 1 minute.
What a cunt.
i mean jesus christ. maximum cunt.
Also: can nobody have mentioned James Murdoch yet? Watching that smug little twatbubble get collared, grilled and have his smug twatty cuntish lying sliminess put on display for the indignation & entertainment of the vulgar public has been one of the highlights of my entire life to date.
that instantly lets you know what he's about. when he was a kid you know he was THAT kid who would take his ball home if he wasn't winning, or go tell on the other kids because they weren't doing what he wanted them to do. that's basically what he does now but on tv.
honestly i kind of like bill o reilly. i don't really think he's that stupid, he just comes across as someone who knows how to press buttons. hannity on the other hand, awful.
That's a cunt, right there.
you can't really put that down to "trolling"
... and a few others I can't bring to mind right now. Someone mentioned Rod Liddle earlier, but he's saved from abject cuntitude by the fact that he does write rather well.
He's definitely a cunt.
but anyway, since you and blisters have disputed it he's ineligible now. Let's move on.
how is this thread so long without anyone mentioning clive fucking tyldesley.