I worked Torture Gardens Valentines thing and saw hundreds of nipples. Your'e trying to serve someone who has their glittered up nipples out and you just keep getting distracted.
Saw my fair share of cocks as well but that isn't something to brag about really.
Also the rules were pretty amusing. Something along the lines of do not grope someone unless they are willing to be groped printed on a poster above the urinals.
Finally, regardless of how much money you have who would pay £17.50 for a glass of shit coke? Twas minimum card spend (steep as fuck) but if i try and warn someone that there is a minimum of that amount i'd rather that twat didn't have a go at me saying he had plenty of money. Go to the cashpoint and give me money rather than give a rip off venue £15 for nothing.