These are so annoying. Why bother sectioning things off like this? I don't want to spend a few minutes eating all anchovies, then a few minutes eating all olives, then a few minutes eating mushrooms, then a few more eating ham. I want to maximise the toppings per mouthful ratio as best I can. End the apartheid!
Went out for pizza last night, and asked the waiter for them to mix it all up. Made some crap joke about 'what with global warming the seasons are all merging into one anyway' (alas, I don't think he got it). This was obviously too much for the chef to deal with, because he forgot to add the ham.
What's your most dissapointing pizza experience?