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to a date that night when you get off work?
if you're working in a brothel it might be a wee bit awkward
however, if they complain = you're out of a job.
where she was in starbucks and some hot man waiter wrote his number on the back of a receipt and winked at her or something? she loved it. do it.
i did it while working behind a bar and it worked.
im basing your chances on one experience, yes.
if they work at an insurance firm they wont get away with it
as it is to lay her down on it and shag her senselessly
and curse his name?
Generally it's worked for me. But then I have bags of charisma...
I'll happily spark up a conversation with someone without even hinting at meeting up again. Anyway, what's wrong with wanting to meet up again (unless it's asked in a sleazy manner)?
Although I never say it and all too often it slips away. Violin please.
On another thought, I wouldn't ask this weekend. Valentine's? I carefully stepped around asking a girl I hope to ask out what she's doing this weekend (just in passing) as I thought that might imply I wanted a date on Valentine's, when I'm away anyway. It can wait.
the one that literally never stops talking.
I went in there once just to get a pizza, a round lettuce, some balsamic vinegar, and some wine, and she somehow managed to fit a massive story about how she had to work for the next five hours then when she got in she had to cook her dad his dinner and was then going to watch Pocahontas on DVD and eat a box of Minature Heroes but she didn't like Bounty and her favourite was Snickers and somehow managed to interject questions like "you aren't gonna eat that all by yourself are ya?!" (re: 14" pizza) and "what's this?" (re: balsamic vinegar), and make the comment "lettuce!" (with puzzled face) and "a nice bottle of wine!".
I must have said "yes" ... "oh dear" ... "ah" ... "right" ... "ah" ... "well no" ... "yeah" ... "ah" about 5 times over in the space of 90 seconds. She must have done this to everyone on her shift too. Amazing.
If its her you are literally my hero. Her reply will probably be "yeah but no but yeah but..."
It isn't her. Its probably the girl I fancy who looks like she could be any age from about 14 to 32.
I bet they just re-generate every birthday to a random age within the 14-32 spectrum instead of aging like norman humans. Sporadic aged bastards.
Good luck with all the supermarket schmoozing... Wasn't there a film with loads of arty naked indie supermarket action in it? Cash... something or Supergeddon, Naked Time 2 (You're Off Your Trolly!) or something?
Also, I hope to fuck that whole 14" pizza WAS for you.
but it turned out she couldn't make it for dinner, so yes, I ate the whole thing. Well, the whole thing leaving two slices for breakfast - I'm not a monster!
because, if it is... then go for it
I got some questions for her and if ur dating her I will be able to ask them without getting my milk slit and bananas bruised
What's the harm? It's not like the customer/customer service boundary is suddenly going to be crossed by everyone, as if that's the first time it's happened and one person crossing it is like pricking a tiny hole in a bag of water, or opening a packet of Percy Pigs.
Do it. I get nervous enough asking girls out.
the Double Cheeseburger is £1.29 now, but maybe I can cut you a deal, seeing as you're so cute' ;)
she was flattered, but had a boy friend. i felt awesome for asking, she seemed apologetic for not being able to go out with me, and i have a funny feeling she thought it was cool to have been asked.
but then again, i am scottish, so my charm lets me get away with it.
"Hoots mon, fancy a nibble o' ma nob, ken?"
I love threads like these.
and ended up spilling coffee on her foot. Then, his mouth dried up in fear, and all he could manage was a wave and a choking noise. She smiled politely and left the establishment where, after rushing to the loo, he waited until everyone had left to cry a single tear and relieve himself.
nono don't worry there won't be a repeat of yesterday's shitstorm. Awkward situations just amuse me coz i've been in so many myself.
Actually am in a STORMIN good mood today!
Where's your morning thread by the way? Do one with a good question in it: I live for them!
I'm so glad you've been posting more again lately - did you find a workaround?
just ripping the pish. my boss sit directly behind me, facing the opposite way, so i just cant be arsing about all the time. plus, i actually have loads of work in my new role, and a pretty girl in front of me to talk to instead of you spotty freaks.
and also i dislocated my jaw so i can't talk to anyone in real life atm so i just pretend i am writing emails. :D
but i am NOT spotty.
The creams and meds are supposed to have sorted that :(
how well do you know the girl? Have you established your interest in her?
Where do you work?
Do you actually know anything about her or is she just hot?
As for me, I work in a shop, which isn't particularly sexy. However, because I am - by about three decades - the youngest person who works therE, I often get men flirting with me, and I am totally down with this. I would object to a random asking me out, but not a regular.
for me ;) ;) ;) ;)
He totally bought shoe care as well ;(
asked me out by asking if he could have my address once. His english isn't perfect so i'm sure he wasn't aware of the creepiness of that question, but still.
now its really awkward every time he comes in for coffee :\
sorry, I will never speak to you again :(
He has had to come round a few times to sort out the teething problems as it's a new build. I said I was seeing someone but I'm not, I just didn't want to hurt his feelings. Gonna be awkward next time the boiler breaks...
it would have made for a fantastic porn cliche.
she said YES! This won't help you though