in which you pick the cast, director and producers for your ideal film.

I was going to pick Danny Dyer, 50 Cent, Brenda Blethyn and Reg Hollis from the Bill to star, with Rio Ferdinand and Ashley Cole producing and the guy who did The Calcium Kid (starring Orlando 'Silver Birch' Bloom) directing.

But such a thread would be pointless because it's already been made.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1311699/