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all we wanna do is EHH
all we wanna do is UH OH
i have stared into the abyss
all i ever hear is
BANG BANG! BANG BANG!
Shake your bon bons
Shake your bon bons
Shake your bon bons.
Which is saying something.
Tubby ginger comedy guy. Normal straight guy. Black lass as love interest. They go to a freshers week 'rap gig' dressed in ridiculously cliched clothes. End up on stage cos they said they could rap so as to impress the lass. End up offending the assembled crowd of urban kids (they). Do a runner.
The whole thing was like some school assembly play from the late 80s.
What was that called?
Taste the pain here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b00mqzm9
[19:00 - C4 news, obv.]
20:00 - Snog Marry Avoid?
Stone cold classic rivalled only by Total Wipeout & Hole In The Wall.
20:30 - Hotter Than My Daughter
"Liz McClarnon presents a series taking a unique look at mother/daughter relationships, in which the mums claim to be hotter than their daughters. A public jury decides which of them should change their image: over-the-top mum, judgmental daughter, or both.
20-year-old Keely is deeply embarrassed by mum Lesley's attention grabbing style and behaviour. But 41-year-old Lesley is unaffected by her daughter's shame - she's a self proclaimed MILF who thinks Keely should get some sex appeal herself.
In east London, cool mum Wendy is desperate to help daughter Natalie get her groove back. At 22 this former model has lost her sense of style and her confidence - not surprising when her friends say she looks like something out of 'Gimme Gimme Gimme'.
Stunning 20-year-old identical twins Mandy and Christy are ready to forge their own style identities for the first time in their lives."
21:00 - Dancing on Wheels
Definitely not a guilt trip programme made as a concession in the name of equality following on from the overwhelming success of Strictly. Definitely not that.
[10:00 - Only Connect on iPlayer, followed by Question Time & This Week.]
Jodie Marsh was on Smog Marry Avoid
Proper car-crash 'comedy'
Are you all seriously saying that no-one is up for 'Hotter Than My Daughter'?