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Malice In Wonderland
Fackin' Mugs - remake of Edward Scissorhands but with cups and dildos instead of scissors
Bit of a long'uns son - remake of Papillon
OB Si like fackin' foil - remake of Robocop
Danny Dyer and the Prisoner of Azkaban.
Danny Dyer sits in his armchair and makes his brother come and visit him.
Danny Dyer clubs protected birds to death with a jellied eel.
Danny Dyer plays a cloakroom attendent in this hilarious coming-of-age thriller.
what happened in football factory happens again, except this time more so
Danny Dyer stars as an mafia boss moonlighting as a double glazing salesman.
Danny Dyer plays a loveable thief who will bang anything and anyone.
East End debt collector, Danny Dyer, goes to Soho and finds love with washed-up porn actress Jaime Winstone. They make some films together.
Danny Dyer and John Simm reprise their roles from 'Human Traffic', accompanied this time by Dane Bowers. Directed by Terry Gilliam, the film was intended to be loosely based on Homer’s Odyssey but instead became a documentary about the attempts of Bowers to explain the epic poem while Dyer snarls abuse such as "I'll bite your fackin nose off you fackin no-mark muggy CAHNT".
It was 'Ipso Fahk-to'. I then googled 'Ipso Facto film' to see if, in my synopsis of this potential Danny Dyer classic, this would be a remake or a new one.
I then alighted on the IMDB page for a film called Ipso Facto. I then looked at the name of the Director and am still recovering from an outburst of very childish mirth.
it's like the football factory but with even more swearing. there are no other words uttered than "fahk" except for five instances of the word "cahnt".
In Cockney, with subtitles. Cert. 18
you would have the most ridiculous name combo of all time.
remake of It's A Wonderful Life.
man marries goat?
In a move certain to confuse and alienate his Nuts & Zoo-reading, Stella-willing fans, Dyer's new vehicle is a documentary in which he gives a frank and honest account of how his relationship with Joanne, his girlfriend of 20 years and mother of his two children, has survived his years of alcohol and drug abuse.
Innovative 'Three Men and a little lady' remake including a controversial scene where Danny Dyer beats the shit out of 2 guys who are 'behind on their rent', and then poses nude for Attitude to celebrate this achievement in an 'ironic' twist. Un-fahken-believabull