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I'll leave you to pick out your highlights: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tables_of_vampire_traits
Attractiveness: only to female rabbits and middleschool sodomites
Skin colour: Tanned (brilliant!)
Appearance: Comical/Delicious/Tasty snack
Becomes soggy in milk!
They should add Thirst though
#28 ^ D.M.R. Georget, R. Parker, and A.C. Smith, 'A Study of the Effects of Water Content on the Compaction Behaviour of Breakfast Cereal Flakes." "Powder Technology," November, 1994, vol. 81, no. 2, pp. 189-96.
Alluring 
Attractiveness: Kate Beckinsale