how about drop dead, you mingey jizzswan?

But it got me thinking about the use of what is nearly a fantastic grammatical device - the zuegma - in t-shirt form. It's at least more interesting than anagrams - FCUK yourself - or 'jokes'. I mean actually drop beats not bombs isn't one. But there are other possibilities

So: DiS zuegmas for t-shirts?

DROP TROUSERS, NOT YOUR GUARD

PUNCH JUNK, NOT DRUNK

BLACK OUT, NOT UP

DOWN SHOTS... NOT SYNDROME? :(

And so on.

Any of your own?