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There's someone with a drop beats not bombs t-shirt in here... (zuegma-centric)
how about drop dead, you mingey jizzswan?
But it got me thinking about the use of what is nearly a fantastic grammatical device - the zuegma - in t-shirt form. It's at least more interesting than anagrams - FCUK yourself - or 'jokes'. I mean actually drop beats not bombs isn't one. But there are other possibilities
So: DiS zuegmas for t-shirts?
DROP TROUSERS, NOT YOUR GUARD
PUNCH JUNK, NOT DRUNK
BLACK OUT, NOT UP
DOWN SHOTS... NOT SYNDROME? :(
And so on.
Any of your own?