these are very funny
GROUNDHOG DAY: Misanthropic creep exploits space/time anomaly to stalk coworker.
JUNO: Teen fails to get abortion, ruins lives.
LORD OF THE RINGS: Midget destroys stolen property.
RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK: American yahoo murders soldiers and desecrates religious artifacts for money.
STAR WARS: A NEW HOPE: Religious extremist terrorists destroy government installation, killing thousands.
THE GOONIES: Physically abused, retarded man finds love with overweight preteen.