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In a future where crime is completely eradicated, a black man steals and murders.
Demolition Man
these are very funny
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GROUNDHOG DAY: Misanthropic creep exploits space/time anomaly to stalk coworker.
JUNO: Teen fails to get abortion, ruins lives.
LORD OF THE RINGS: Midget destroys stolen property.
RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK: American yahoo murders soldiers and desecrates religious artifacts for money.
STAR WARS: A NEW HOPE: Religious extremist terrorists destroy government installation, killing thousands.
THE GOONIES: Physically abused, retarded man finds love with overweight preteen.