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A cowboy in the Wild West
A Knight in shining armour?
Knight - has suit of armour, sword, shield, also rides a horse. What happens to the suit when it rains?
but you get a gun and also a cool hat.
Also women wear feathers in their hair and have outrageous corsets that i'm pretty sure you can undo by firing your gun at the strings.
Also you get to drink redeye and you get a cowboy nickname.
that's got to be worth a LOT
or IRA at a push.
Your thread reminded me of Deadliest Warrior, if you have ever watched that? It's part of Bravo's stunning line up which includes other gems such as 1000 Ways to Die.
I learned that ninja's used black eggs to blind opponents.
It was a repeat but I missed it when it was first on.
i asked thsi to someone on saturday. except it was "pirate or cowboy". cowboy forevaaaa.
There's an antiques store near where I live that has a full suit of armour in the window, ("price on application"), and it looks very small and uncomfortable.
But metal clothes are never going to be all that cosy, are they?
(Medieval history MA – trust me). Cowboys can be any old pleb, so its much more cost effective and you don't have to rely on the peasants.
who wouldn't want to be a knight. weirdest thread ever.
better hat and horse.
since cowboy chaps and a pistol don't add up to a suit of armour and 1 1/2 metres of cold hard steel.
prossies, gambling, drinking, casual murder.. pretty much my life now, just with worse teeth
has more shiny things + I could impale people
and cowboys have spurs
You get to wear jeans and never wash. The only thing thats missing is the Slayer CD. Knights have to lug all that heavy bollocks about.
I'd feel like I couldn't relax
This has made me smile loads.