right so I'm literally the stupidest person. left the house this morning, forgot my keys, my wallet. managed to dress myself and somehow bring my oyster card.

i tried to leave shepherd's bush, red beep of death. i have £1 on my oyster, i need to get to victoria...there's a bus that goes there from here but the fare is now (ridiculously) 1.20, it was 90p last time I got on a bus.

so i need 20p. somehow. why can't i find 20p on the ground? how do tramps do it?

i can't top up my card online because it takes a day for it to update

i'm sat in the middle of the mall, help?