"To: Everyone
Subject: computer time

HI All, you may notice that your computer clock is running 11 mins behind. This is due to servers in America resetting their time and passing it through the system. We are trying to change it back but the system keeps resetting (when you set the time manually the system over writes it). This is now a global problem effecting every pc in the company and we are going to refer to it in future as J-time. A time and place independent from the rest of the world and its petty struggles.

IT are trying to resolve the problem and hopefully we will jump forward in time in the near future. Or is that the past?"

:D