John Terry is bottling it. Last time he gave the Champions League to United. This time he's giving them the title.
Fabio: it's time to wake up and smell the coffee. A nancy southern United fan cry baby adulterer is not fit to wear the armband.
A noble northern prince is the obvious candidate. A man who has ample experience in grabbing his teammates by the collar, and dragging them through miraculous comebacks. Just what England needs.