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Two sacks of phone (or any multiple sacks of phones)
Winner wins a prize
An alto player and a tenor player walk into a bar, and the barman says:
no, I ordered two sacks of phones!
i was trying to be clever, but then hastily realised i'm not clever
The owner looks at him and says "no, what makes you think that"
Man says: "I was told you sell sacks-o-phones"
technically though, i win the prize, because I got my crap one in first
Could someone please write me a punchline for that?
two sacks of phone