On Friday the 29th of January Tony Blair told the committee assembled at the Iraq Inquiry that he would 'take the same decisions again' in regards to the invasion of Iraq.

So now he's doing just that. Today he announced that he'd be invading Iraq again tomorrow, on his own. He's got a Swiss army knife and a packet of Pickled Onion Monster Munch because "They've always been my favourite flavour even though about 10 seconds before I eat them I feel my mouth watering loads cos they're so vinegary."