1) The cheese-steak hatch right next to Camden Town tube. No matter that you're a defensive player in a football side that's had five goals put past them. No matter if you're a Gooner just come from watching Manc piss all over you at home. No matter if you're nursing blue balls because Whiterussian won't put out.
This place will make it all better with soft, lightly crusty baguettes lined with fresh lettuce; filled with succulent pieces of beef steak, seasoned with herbs and some red shit that may or may not be paprika, mushrooms, grated cheddar, onions, sweet chili sauce - for £3.50 a go, and made even more delicious by the looks on the faces of people who don't have one. And there is also a chicken focussed version for pansies or dilletantes.
Basically, every meal of my life that I use on food not produced by the staff of this establishment (who also support Arsenal, ftw), is a meal wasted. You men: I don't know your names; I don't know why you don't franchise - but my stomach and my wallet salute you.