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Have I got any appealing qualities/character attributes??? I think I may have left them in my bumbag.
I'm just going to see what guppies float my way (answer: -14)
Girls still like David Gray, dont they?
The big nose is definately a requirement.
If you can cup it...you're in the circle.
If anything, it's utterly impractical.
and then post them for people to judge if we sound charming or cunts.
or charming cunts.
i'm going round bumbler's house 2moro and we're gonna do our profiles together. i'm quite excited. slightly repulsed. a bit ashamed. but also a bit excited.
We could cut out the middleman and make our appointment a date.
Yes...it's definately a social experiment...not a lonely tap at the back window...
it's pretty funny, if i do say so.
(Lol @ first draft...you really are: http://tinyurl.com/ybyvp48 )
That's actually true. I'm very clean.
all girls like it even girls who aren't that fussed about animals
I'll drape it's carcass on my shoulder.
we could hold that up.
Harsh. Very harsh.
Though it would make for a brilliantly macabre picture. Maybe me and you wearing our Sunday Best, side parted hair, grasping onto the remains of a beloved family pet. Hitcockian.
Or maybe you can take a polaroid of my pubes and we'll use that.
i'm gonna deliberatly make myself seem as unappealing as possible without it appearing obviously fake, and see what happens.
hey michael..MAYBE YOU SHOULD JUST WRITE WHAT YOU WOULD'VE WRITTEN ANYWAY.
ha. you cards.
i think i'm gonna start by making my need for a replacement mother figure play a large role in my 'who you would like to meet' section. that'll go down a stormer.
i'm gonna e-mail as many girls as possible to tell them that i've printed off their profile picture and put it on my fridge.
i'll say i like to watch it whilst listening to 'rewind' by paolo nutini.
P.s. Michael told me to sign off all my emails with ''Liam Lonergan M.D.''
Overly aggressive, not enough self-deprecating-omg-I-am-just-a-sensitive-guy-looking-for-a-woman-to-love statements and not enough willy pix.
After one of these threads I decided, just out of curiosity, to have a look who was on there. Turns out my flatmate is on it.
Anyway, she's chosen a really unflattering photo for her profile. I'm not sure I can tell her without her thinking I'm being a dick.
i just found my housemate too