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ode to the kebab princess...
we laughed about cress
and what a mess
you hadn't made
since you grew it yourself
at primary school
'i don't think i could eat cress unless i had made it myself'
a poor student with no dosh
i said 'me too', a little bit sloshed
'what do?'
'medical scho(ol)'
'wow that could make you quite posh'
i said my course is a trike to her bike
but she said 'just do what you like'
'i will, i think'
as i paid for my drink
but she counted the coins in my palm for me
quite sexy she was as she pulled out 20p
i gave her a nod and said, 'enjoy that kebab',
she said you too, *thinks* 'what a wonderful lad'
waheey...
you KNOW it's been a shit night when the highlight is the 3 minute conversation you had with some fittie in the kebaby.
you KNOW that.
you fucking KNOW that shit.