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early bird gets the best worm and all that
yeah, i just want to have sex with them
they actually make me want to be a woman
girls that don't like other girls are DODGY
It doesn't do for women to get along with rival mates. Instinctively they must protect their chances to reproduce. Eventually they will outgrow men once they realize all they get from us is a stiff six inches and a bawling cabbage arriving nine months later.
Men have to work together to ensure the survival of the tribe, e.g building thatched dwellings, brokering deals on the golf course, etc. Although I have been known to club rival primates for the chance to fertilize a female of the species. Never been proven in court, though.
It always amuses me the way men can say "well done" if another man gets a good job/fast car/loose woman etc (whichever), but women, instead of saying "well done" when they best friend gets something they've always secretly wanted - even if they haven't realised they wanted it - , will automatically say "I hate her". I hate her because she has what I want, and if she has it then it lessens my chances of getting anywhere. The irony being that females get annoyed when men are apparently "looking after number one" more than their female of choice. Women eh.