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My Friday night has been reduced to this.
or actually doing time?
What do you put in it? i am merely a veteran when it comes to porridge, some flaxseed and a bit of sugar is as far as i go.I am just wondering, how far does one go with his porridge?? whats the best ratio of milk to oat? is there porridge etiquite? seeing as you are more than willing to answer these questions could you also tell me is it gay to eat special k? i ask this because i have often read the back of the box and thought to myself that i could do with a pedometer.It is not common knowledge amoungst my friends that i desire the use of an electronic pedometer, mostly because i fear that they may question my sexuality.I just want to know how many steps it takes to get to the shop and back, this information is something that would make my life more comfortable.Well anyway back to the porridge problem, i have used jam but i find there is hardly even enough jam in the jar to do one feeding of porridge.I am not a fan of honey cause it reminds me of what they did to the polish.Another thing, can you explain whyv daniel day-lewis was in such a woefull piece of shit film called "nine".Well anyway enjoy your wank while watching porridge you sick bastard!
look at all those silly mistakes