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Yeah, you. You know who you are.
I'm now in dire financial straits thanks to you, YOU FUCKING CUNT.
got a white box.
HIT THE SIDES MAN
Curiosity, but not wanting to intrude.
Desire to rake about, but a bit wary that it might actually be serious.
money was invested, certain people lost their nerve, and now not only am I fucked but I'm fucked to the Nth fiduciary degree.
and now...now my thread is wasted...:'(
I'll try again, did you do the thread last week about knowing what you'd like to but not being able to because of money?
If so, this sounds like a double blow.
I have to do some major plan-shelving and pin-juggling now. It'll be a difficult few months but I can, just barely, pull through.
goddamn son of a bitch (not you).
buy a whole book of them instead of just one!
it'll be a yellow next time.
this is going to get out of hand otherwise.
this thread is no better than thos fb updates that are BEGGING for someone to say "Awww, wotzup hun" or the work mate who huffs and puffs out to the whole office just BEGGING for someone to ask what's wrong.
Exactly. Either gives us enough for schaudenfreude, or take your sissy whinging elsewhere.
Sorry. You get into the habit of using the phrase.
There's just been a general whif of some plans going titsup. YOU CUNT!
Could be that your buddy didn't end up wanting to go to Tesco with you to buy a sticky toffee pudding, or that your plans to create the new Google have hit the rocks. Whocansay?
You can't doubt someone with that much confidence.
I think it's a generic "Put a deposit down on house/holiday and now one person doesn't want to go" boringness.
Make your failure more exciting, please.
Your petulant lashing out at my obviously correct guess WOUNDS ME TERRIBLY. Everything I am at the core of my being rests on some 19-year old from Buttfuck, Nowheresville finding things I say on the internet 'funny'.
Now I'm going to cry. Or Lidl. One of those.
When I get back, you'd better either confirm some details, or make up some shit so you can save face.
Like I said, merely telling me I'm not funny when I'm not trying to be isn't going to detract from the fact that no-one really cares about your moaning about someone no-one knows, in a situation too vague to care about.
Or maybe this is the point where I'm supposed to tearfully protest that actually - I am still funny. And then you counter by posting a spreadsheet, empirically proving that actually - I'm not. Not anymore.
According to your graphic, I was pretty funny as a small child, lapsed violently into a teenage po-faced nightmare, but bounced back around 15-17 years of age. And now it seems that far from being not funny, I am the funniest I've ever been... or ever will be, since I'm projected to become completely unfunny by my mid/late thirties.
Distressing, but I don't think there can be any argument with the raw data. That's science.
P.S. I officially deem those values 'LOLpoints'.
That's definitely going to catch on.
Sounds pretty gutting, but we needs material for angst mockery, otherwise we'll just make it up, innit.
good work sir.
Cacodemon and pliers
That hardly even works!? The dubious puns panel will hear about this.
this offer sounds too good to miss.
did anyone come in to this thread thinking that it might actually be for them?
I have become a prophet, nay, a Messiah.