Of course you would.
It was addressed to someone I've never heard of and has come from Strangeways.
"Hi ya darling wot u saying hey I got your address of Rolla the other day did he tell you im gunna write you a script ye manz hearing how ur looking pukka is that Right ye if you want to see wat I look like just go on my facebook how old r y n e way sexy who do u chill whith and that from up them sidez ye when you write back to me send man couple sexy photos ov u init babe don't de shy wat colour are u are u a sweet sexy brownie ye do you work and that or go collage or do anything how do u no Rolla have u none him for time ye. Wat did you do for christmas did ya loadz ov presants or wat LOL - are u white or a brownie let man NO.
Ye when you get this script make sure you write back to me and send man some photos don't forget I want to see what ur looking like. Ye who do u live whith ur mum have u got any brothers or sisters or is it just love man should be getting out soon so if your on it we can link init I've got go run trial next month these 50 are trying to stitch man uo for suttin I haven't even done there cheeky bastards. Ye you going out for New Years Ever or you just staying about getting drunk if I was out there man like me could ov took u out for chrimbo and new years you on this ting or you a shy girl sexy i'm gunna leave this one short and sweet ye so when you get this make sure yo write back and send couple photos aswell ye don't forget. ye babe speak soon I'm waiteing for ya ye so get back to me darling.
See ya sexy