(or whoever writes the headlines for the articles).
Here's the deal, Mr Murdoch:
- send us a story
- we'll think of a pun to go with it
- you give a suitable amount (£250? seems fair to me) to the user each time a pun is used.
oh hang on - that'd mean that DiS would have an exclusive scoop on anything that you published. but hey - we're usually ahead of you anyway (cf. The Dube).