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Holy mother of Jesus. This, in the town where i grew up:
They had sex in a BAKERY isle, and the headline isn't even a bakery pun!!!!!
PUN THREAD BEGIN PLEASE:
"Thanks Peter, now ROLL me over and ICED FINGER me"
"I had to throw the slacks out because the zip was knackered"
And what's the deal with mentioning the slogan as if Every Little Helps is a massively funny pun in context with the story.
Did a monkey write this?
"4000 chavs a year die from tesco cheap booze. Every little helps "
^ someone refine this please
you have just floured me.
without some furore.
because I am a massively pedantic cow when it comes to berating users of the redundant bastard apostrophe, and 'PIN number' etc. Anyway, this is what's called a half-baked apology. GROAN.
The article has Scone.
...the wait to find out what this story actually is is Kiln-ing me.
oven' you ever been in a bakery before?
Results 1 - 10 of about 240,000 for bread kiln
you can't ba-guett-ing everything right all the time.