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because he 'caused carnage' last night.
He is getting really hacked off with everyone asking if he has conjunctivitis.
go on, just for me.
I was coming in here to post something about 'cuntjunctivitus' >:(
it's the only way.
"Are you going on holiday?"
"I didn't know you were blind"
He didn't by any chance claim to be "CRUSHING IT" this morning?
This is a phrase I'd be delighted to find making an appearance on these shores.
because it is SO sunny and my eyes are red.
Proven to stop hangin'
I think I need.. oh I don't know. For the sun to go away, and my finger to stop hurting :-(
Just like in the movies.
Bet the Hawaiian shirt he was wearing last night is still covered in most of the entire bin of coleslaw he chugged while everyone cheered his name
Two types of people wear sunglasses indoors. Blind people and arseholes - Larry David.
I can use Gmaps for the rest, should be pretty straightforward.
It's just I want to kick this man really fucking hard in the ear.
Won't be any trouble, should be in and out in a couple of minutes.
Then kill him.
same as anyone who:
makes a show of drinking berroca/resolve or anything like that at their desk
makes a show of the fact they are still wearing the same clothes as yesterday
laughs out to loud themself and say's something like 'that's the funniest thing ever' in the vain hope someone will ask what it is.
On all accounts just ignore these actions as much as humanly possible.
Team leader and assistant in drunken shocker.
"I want to go to the snacks machine BUT I'VE ONLY GOT EUROS!!!!"
A girl my gf knows did that kind of thing all the time. She'd get her purse out and chuckle to herself, prompting others around her ask her what was funny. She'd then get out a note from South America and be like "Oh I just found this note from when I was in Peru." DDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
Finchy - lager
Gareth - lager, sometimes cider. So...different drinks...
where i've been all like 'ouchy ohh, my poor retinas. i must shield thine pupils lest i shall explode'.
there is a simple process - eat a bacon sanger, bosh a big bottle of orange lucozade and take some ibuprofen (with paracetamol if ultra borked).