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This made BBC breakfast news this morning. THEY EVEN HAD HIM IN FOR AN INTERVIEW.
thats one less sambucca i have to buy tomorrow.
You've probably got a One Show omnibus to catch up on or something.
it's worth it just for her
I AM A TYRANT. My kids are going to hate me.
Though I did used to be constantly late for school as I was watching The Big Breakfast.
breakfast tv when they could just stay in bed instead.
just nice to have background noise on while i'm pulling on my slacks.
And stop saying 'slacks'.
any male allowed to watch telly before school was at least 10 per cent happier for it.
If he'd heard his dad cursing at a politician being interviewed he'd also have had his day brightened.
There time for Kelly Brook is in the evening, not the morning. That's my parental motto.
I'LL FIND A WAY. I'M 13 FFS.
This is all a morning needs. I am always a bit lost if I wake up early on a Sunday. :(
*sets up presenter-related gag*
shes a vile idiot. but i fancy her silly.
during my cursory glance as i updated my wank bank.
the country needs to know not to do these sorts of things, but at the same time know that if you do do stupid things that you can still get 15 minutes of fame, whilst also proving that it's ok to be annoyed about being found guilty of a crime which seems a bit of a silly crime but is a crime none the less.
it was an interview with the most boring man alive and they were saying,
"surely you didnt get the points for just blowing your nose?"
"i'd love to know Susannah i really would"
cue frantic director waving "get im off!" and shouting down their wear peices to go to the weather
and wasn't just someone who was in a car with a cold?
seriously this was the entire "story".
on the screen they had a picture of him re-enacting being sat in his van and blowing his nose!
did you see newswipe? that bit where he did a fake news report was amazing.
it was a massive picture of him in his van blowing his nose!
And yes, I did enjoy Newswipe. The fake report bit was great, but I mostly laugh at the torrent of insults aimed at Dappy from N Dubs.
i wasnt really "watching" this morning, more listening whilst pulling on my slacks.
it is Susanna Reid day after all