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Seriously Sting, why? Who wants toast done on one side?
Nonsense, that's what it is. Utter nonsense.
I've always thought this.
(Can you ban Meths for the lols?)
the man is such a bellend.
its been a good week.
What does she have to say on the matter?
I DEMAND ANSWERS.
Of course Sting is right, it tastes better and only uses half the energy.
a slice of toast (toasted on both sides) with RAW CHEESE GRATED ON TOP.
It's not sting though.
he'd only toast it on one side
grated cheese on bread then under the grill. its basically warm bread and cheese.
i dont care tho.
in the toaster
under the grill
that is melting the cheese?
but i tend to cover every millimetre with cheese to stop that. i used to grill one side then put all the stuff on the other side but i kept forgetting the bread was under the grill and setting everything on fire.
I need to be more precise when it comes to the placing of RAW CHEESE.
a more even coverage.
however i recently acquired a bag of grated cheese so i've been using that instead.
i havent got time for that tho. i might just start putting the cheese in the microwave until its liquid, whilst the bread is toasting and then wash the toast down with some cheese. mmm.
i know someone that eats dry weetabix whilst drinking sips of milk to soften it up. fact.
i do have weetabix tho.
and then call it a 'deconstructed breakfast' or some such.
he was just stupid.
by buttering some bread on the wrong side, chucking the cheese in, making a reverse sarnie and then putting it all in the pan and that toasts it nicely and melts the cheese at the same time
I Burn (My Toast) for You
Somebody to Watch over My Toast
Perfect Toast... Gone Wrong
Spread a Little Butter
Tea and Toast in the Sahara
King of Plain Toast
Hungry for Your Toast
I don't really get the fascination with toasted cheese on top of toast.
I spent years eating 'Welsh Rabbit' (as my schoolmates insisted on miscalling it, not that it was Welsh Rarebit anyway) and thinking, "this is okay but it's not that amazing," until one day I was in a rush and didn't bother to toast the cheese after I'd laid the slabs on the toast. And I discovered it's pretty tasty.
then adds the cheese and MICROWAVES IT
microwaved cheese is ultimate wrong
correct method for making cheese on toast
Toast bread on one side under the grill
remove from grill, put wholegrain mustard and cheese on untoaste side
splosh with lea & perrins
toast until bubbly
nom nom nom
untoaste. it's french for untoasted
and there was a big article about sploshing
and also about a woman with an octopus on her muff :(
On a related note, in Freddie Mercury's Livin' On My Own he claims he has "nowhere to go, nothing to do with my time" but later proclaims "I don't have no time for no monkey business". Well, which is it? Eh?
Who does that? Not me, the only grill I'll be up in is his when I'm tearing his nose off in the middle of the fields of gold.
Anyone seen a gyppo run through here?
damn well better buy us.
(hi Something for the Weekend fans), you can watch as your bread browns. Only £160
LYing technology lady claiming it was perfectly toasted all over: IT WAS AS STRIPEY AS FUCK
are rubbish and have not got a clue how anything works. They make Lovejoy look professional.
god forbid they would have a woman who knows/is interested in technolgy or even worse, a man.
I'm still shocked that they have that cocktail man every fucking week.
after he had a mild breakdown live on tv, and dropped his creme du menth.
using their Le Creuset grill pans to make toast.
Me, I just use the toaster.
I don't understand it. What does one-sided toast offer that the traditional two-sided variant doesn't?
i have no idea.
A softer fucking undercrunch?!?! Who the shitting hell are you, Gary shitting Rhodes?
especially if you've got some soft white bread. mmm.
This is all wrong.
i'm clutching at unevenly toasted straws here.
I only toast one side of them.
Much easier to get just the right brownness on the bread.
Sorry. I did try.
You owe me. Something.
still vague about details.
Anyone see a quimlin run through here?
i just toast things twice!
not when i make it you don't.
I hope the Russians love their children too
If you squint your eyes just enough, there's a kernal of humour there for the taking
will find nothing for them here
<raises glass, does a little stumble>
Every Little Thing She Toasts Is Magic (Only On One Side)
Next Toast You
Every Breath You Toast
Don't Stand So Toast To Me
Mine doesn't look anywhere near as bad now
Because I didn't like how hard it would make the outside so I'd just toast the inside.
on the long school holidays when toasting bread products and opening tins of soup were a main source of food while mum was at work.
Toasting a muffin without cutting it in half first, so that when you do it's all MOIST inside. It's a bugger getting it out of the toaster though.
And do you switch off the toaster or play hard and fast with the electrics and go in with the power down but lever up?
What are we on about?
and you harp on about McDonalds breakfasts you big fraud
everyone knows what a fucking muffin is.
That stuff had completely left my mind and all I could picture was Theo lobbing cakes into a fire.
Those dirty foreign types insist on calling them 'English' muffins, despite the fact they've clearly been around far longer than the US's diabetic unfriendly variety.
Muffins in the UK
Why does this state that we Britons prefer to eat crumpets or scones for afternoon tea?! Exactly which century are we supposed to be living in?! KillerKat (talk) 00:21, 3 March 2009 (UTC)
I'd guess the 18th. Some Americans ae still fighting the American Revolution, I'm afraid. But it's a relatively harmless hobby. Andrewa (talk) 19:05, 24 October 2009 (UTC)
what a coincidence.
Is it enough to break the marriage up? Would the toast be happier if it did?
It's a menace.
did he get made redundant too?
Scaling the north face of the Eiger wearing concrete boots with only cassette of Cliff Richard's greatest hits for company, I think.
Though toasted Spelt or Rye with honey and marge melting into it is amazing. I guess they're more like brown than white bread.
or at least you have to try very hard
I'm pretty sure Flora and Bertolli still count as "marge" in the vernacular sense of that word.
you mean using the wrong word to describe something, then yes.
i suppose as long as everyone knows that and accepts it and goes on with their lives being WRONG THEN EVERYTHING IS FINE
I had oven bottom muffins. I've not heard of them before, I'm still not sure what they are and I wouldn't recommend them.
You should give them a go.
That is all.
That picture shows a bap: In wider northern England, a similar bread roll would be known instead as a "breadbun", "breadcake", "bap", "cob" (a Derbyshire term) or even (in the enlarged form of Tyneside) a "stotty".
I DID NOT.
I shall cry if this carries on.
And you give me both wikibarrels.
Fuck me, I really pity you northerners.
Where it will go-oh!
fields of rape. seeing as that was the image he was evoking anyway.
Why he's so happy about walking through fields of barley is anyone's guess. The freak.
the song should be called fields of rape
and does he sing about barley? i always thought it was "mahmee"
It's about returning to the womb, passing the field (pubes) of mummy on the way. We've cracked the code.
Sting sickens me.
i'll have the toast sided bread.
when he talks
which made it approx 500x funnier. Still funny.
Toast done on one side isn't toast. It's just half toast. Toa if you will. But even that's more than half because toast has five letters.
Christ. Fuck you, Sting.
so much classier than rectangular
he'd just be known as 'Ing', which is just silly.
and all who post within her
By which, I don't mean while hanging from a pull-up bar or anything, but rather, buttering your toast (toasted on both sides, natch), then eating it with the butter side facing down. It means you get to taste more of the tasty side! Try it. Works with anything that's not too runny.
The day I discovered that chocolate digestives tasted better when eaten upside down was one of the best days of my life.
thats all i've got to say.
and i'm going to pay with upside down money.
It's a totally different taste! A better taste! A BETTER TAAAAAAAAAASTE!
THAT'S HOW IT ENDS KIDS, A SHIT NINA SIMONE SONG PUN. EVERYBODY OUT.
It's the same principle.
Pate is particularly good with this method.
he speaks the truth.
I still can't work out why you'd put a muffin in a toaster though.
I bet he puts it straight back in.