Lots to get through today so listen up people.
A late Wayne Rooney strike puts Man United through to another League Cup Final at Man City's expense. Sounded like another feisty affair with some numpties in the crowd chucking stuff at Craig Bellamy - inexcusable.
In the Premier League, Birmingham's fine run comes to an end at the hands of Chelsea who return to the top of the table. Villa's 0-0 draw with Arsenal does little for either side.
Blackburn do their survival hopes the world of good beating Wigan 2-1 whilst Sunderland's nosedive continues, losing 2-0 at Goodison Park.
North of the border, Celtic lose again, 2-1 at home to Hibs whilst Rangers despatch St. Mirren 2-0 to extend their gap to 10 points again.
Newcastle continue their march towards Championship glory with a 2-0 win over impoverished Palace, Scunthorpe gain a welcome 2-0 win over fellow strugglers Sheffield Wednesday as Brian Irvine's honeymoon is interrupted.
A first minute goal is enough to give Burton victory over Lincoln, much to bamos' chagrin I imagine. Luton beat Histon 2-0 in the BSP.
Victor Moses it at the centre of a tug of war between Forest and West Brom. Whether a bigger club comes in for him in the meantime remains to be seen.
Ok, that's me done for the time being. Your turn now peoples.