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Here's a good idea - instead of writing a blog, just write a haiku.
Why don't you just shut up
That's not a haiku.
Although, if you'd called him a prick, our two posts together would have made one.
Instead of writing a blog, write nothing
Some plonker who posted a link to his blog today could have used this advice. I've never seen the bloody like.
MONDAY: Really sick today. So I stayed in bed and listened to records.
TUESDAY: Still feeling a bit sick. Listened to some good records yesterday. I will listen to some more records today.
WEDNESDAY: [doesn't kill himself]
He's being obtuse.
Haiku's? They're just a bunch of
poorly phrased words. COOL
sposthasopre apostoropshe apostposohp apsosttrophes
Theo Girly Bum will be cross
With your poor grammar
Haikus should contain
A seasonal reference.
Because that is art.