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Put their name in a giant curly 'handwritten' font. This always makes me chuckle.
This is endemic where I work. Only amongst the ladies though.
"this is incredible! how did you get your bic biro INSIDE the computer?"
And who do a different colour *for each letter*. DIE.
'Sent from my iPhone' that I get angry.
YOU CAN TURN THAT OFF YOU KNOW??! I made sure as fuck I did. Instantly.
i've had mine for 1.3 years.
"Sent from my mansion," YOU I-POD AFFORDING BASTARD ;-)
Thanks for the reminder - chumpsalot. Who the FUCK prints emails out anyway who's under 35?
put pictures in their email signatures. GTFO
These bastards should be named and shamed.
even a one liner, internally, which is the 6th email of the thread.
yeah, i know your name and job title, thanks.
putting name, job title, department, and contact details as a signature JUST MAKES GOOD BUSINESS SENSE
And it also makes me look well cool when I'm emailing friends about going for a coffee break.
when you're only saying 'many thanks' or something.
automatically adding your signature to your email automatically makes you cool.
so much so that it gives me great satisfaction to sign off with it myself
WHY DOO YOO HATE MEE SO
I can just press reply.
and he alternates between two colours on the words.
At work, my signature is longer than pretty much every work related email I have ever sent.
my manager wanted me to use that handwritten font.
You should have used Comic Sans
Also, I recently had some emails from someone who'd managed to spell their job title incorrectly :D
I really am a Marketing Diractor.
I would forgive any signature-based transgressions.
(and I don't have your email address)
I really need to add you fannies on facebook or something. I've only got Nick thus far. I'm just a bit lazy.
but I don't think Tomatron is your real name.
My first name is Tom. I'm friends with Nick. The rest, dear friend, you shall have to work out for yourself.
I'm guessing your surname is something like o'jocksporren.
"This message contains confidential information and is intended only for the individual named. If you are not the named addressee you should not disseminate, distribute or copy this e-mail. Please notify the sender immediately by e-mail if you have received this e-mail by mistake and delete this e-mail from your system."
its quite embarrasing.
i do however have my email address on mine.
so I just copied a colleague's, only to find out when a recruitment agency I contacted replied using the signature that I'd forgotten to amend the actual email address.
have that bit telling me to "consider the environment before printing this email". Fuck you, I'm going to print it and put it in my big book of emails. And the book is made of baby polar bears.
One girl used to always reply in bright pink comic sans. She's switched to boring arial now. :(
What's wrong with black?
sends out a newsletter every week, with various sections highlighted (seemingly at random) in either bright green or pink.. bold comic sans :D
PROPER LAUGH RIOT
It's the fact she makes it bold as well.
Someone e-mails me using a nice maroon colour, which I find oddly relaxing.
'not until all the trees have died, all the rivers poisoned and all the fish caught, will we realise we cannot eat money'
No, I take the hammers off.
but i think meths is the one with the old cassette tape of "life of reilly"