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I was trying to work out why Word hadn't flagged it as a misspelling in this 'professional' document I was just reading.
Isn't it a... oh wait, that's a collander.
My browser is currently flagging up everything I spell as incorrect. It's really annoying.
with Theo as Stephen Fry
but I'm sat next to Jo Brand and she won't shut up about cake, and how shit men are
that'll sort two problems out
but are you saying I've got a cock like a battenberg?
2. I've lost the fucking alum keys and I want to bleed the radiators
Theo would be the enormous blaring red screen that signals when anyone says anything remotely incorrect
no really, i do. i learnt it at school in graphics. it's to do with paper making, it's the rollers that make sure the paper is all the same thickness, and it's smooth and that. it think it's also used for sheets of acrylic plastic and the like, like what you use to make models out of in DT.
(also, my mum is a graphics teacher so she has loads of fun worksheets and books about stuff like this kicking about the house.)
do i get a prize?
jesus fucking christ