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This sounds like superstitious nonsense to me
it's just being bad at opening paint.
That depends on whether you find paint delicious or not.
it's got nothing to do with this, it's just a hilarious story that never fails to make me laugh
Is your friend a panda????
He went to the quack with backache, ended up face down on a table jizzing in a bag for three hours.
He said that quite soon after it started, whatever it was coming out wasn't jizz. I stopped listening then
Kim Catrall was unimpressed by tabloid nomenclature.
you mean ‘by you’, and where you say into 'a bag’ you mean ‘your mouth’ and where you say it had nothing to do with you, you actually mean it had everything to do with you.
I don't really like your stories
even an innocent story about forced prolonged ejaculation. You need a check-up from the neck up, mate.
In fact, if you want the number of a doctor...
I just got covered in 8 litres of black paint and swallowed at least half of it
Pretty sure that's a .com
Also I love that this is the first post of yours i've seen of yours this morning.
I think we're going to require more detail on this...
What the hell more do you want to know?
So I will.
The same guy that got stung on both plums by a hornet, and somehow as a result of this incident caught pneumonia.
And also unwittingly found himself working for a mafia family, in a case which ended up with him giving evidence against them in court.
And is about to do some time behind bars himself for his part in a ridiculous fraud which in the first instance, he was actually a victim of.
in to a motion picture, with Hattie Jacques and Morgan Freeman
My eyes are gummed shut by black paint
Now that you mention it, they are some of the best around
you remind me of Home Clubber