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"Dave, is this 'senshul?"
"No love, it's bleedin unneccessary in fact. Now let's get on with it before the cricket starts."
as a Yorkshireman, I feel it necessary to point that out.
apologies. I should have know better to be honest.
...I think Essex girls will struggle to be sensual.
I should rather be raped by a Yorkshireman than have consensual relations with a London female.
London girls have squeegee vulgarity to fall back on. I think I attribute Yorkshire girls to over smells...which you tie to home and homeliness....and which is hard to manipulate into a workable model of amarous love making.
I find myself, instead, afflicted with horrific visions of pancake make up, litter in the gutter, Sunday roasts, stolen mobile phons blaring statically distorted basslines, and tacky pools of sperm left to collect in burst condoms round the back of a discount kebab shop.
+ loads of kids and bready doilies.
i can make that happen...
orsonwellsrabbit, like it
Quite like yorkshire lasses mesen, soft accents mind, you may be just referring to women as a whole. People reckon that the quality of girls is indicative of where you live, i think not.
Having lived in yorkshire, cambridgeshire, amsterdam, warwickshire and germany, I can say all the women are the same, just different accents. :-)
Apart from my girlfriend that is, and she comes from my hometown :-)
There's something lusty about russian (as long as the edges are slightly blunted).
Baste your Yorkshire puddings with that grisly pant-pork syrum