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If you're going to trip over, do it with some class
but didn't your pal fall into a warhol? what the fuck is wrong with you guys?
second thoughts, i'm pretty sure i made that up. it might've been when i said that you went to watch your friends one woman play about the miners dispute called 'strike it lucky'.
if i could draw i'd make a comic out of them
mine would just be a cartoon piss take of your existence....like that time i said about you sniffing a huff of charlie of the third duke of wingbergail's daughter's pre-pubescent* titties
*it's ok, she's 18...just a model and possibly anorexic.
i'm using that for the graphic novel
'I've been framed'
I just wanted to make a wee joke bearing in mind Picasso's style.
Humour comes in one variety in this thread: broad strokes
I HAVE BEEN FRAMED
Woman falls into a Picasso...
Now she's a Woman in a Wheelchair.
Oh I don't know ok!
There's your punchline, chuckles
this massively works.
January 24th, 2010
You say, "accidentally lost her balance". As opposed to what? Deliberately lost her balance? Losing your balance is something that happens to you. It can't be deliberate. Otherwise, something quite different is going on -- you are pretending to lose your balance, or whatever. In order to avoid the semantic pleonasm, you should simply say that she "lost her balance".
You don't need "semantic" there. Fucking hell, Jem. Have a word with yourself.
I have no idea what you just said.
...doesn't look like the police are Guernica, though.
“It’s a real mess; there’s no way that you can tell what it’s supposed to be a picture of. Anyway, enough about the Pollock, back to the Picasso.”
and an audience laughing at it.
assuming it was one of his red ones
Unfunny jokes only plz
was she left WINCING THE NIGHT AWAY?
though The Actor was doing his best shocked face ":O" as the woman fell on him...
has anyone heard the DIM'oiselle d'Avignon joke yet? its amazing.
see what i did there?? cleaver isnt it, im dead funny me.lol-athon
Any trip to a gallery or museum leaves me terrified...
some kid leaned over and stabbed a turner with a biro
you're the first person i've ever told
How do you have a $130 million artwork in such an unprotected position that falling over rips it? If I fall in my own house near a wall I don’t rip a painting