on order, with 1 being best, 2 next best, 3 next best etc. it's very hard.

coca cola
gin & tonic
red wine
pint of lager
single malt whisky
ribena
bourbon & mixer
red bull
guinness
white wine
tea
cider (strongbow, magners, blackthorn et al)
vodka based cocktail (eg manhattan, sex on the beach, long island ice tea)
rose wine
tequila slammer
coffee
water
pint of ale or bitter