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i'm looking for a girlfriend
i'm looking for a GIRLFRIEND with NO OBVIOUS DEFORMITIES
i'm LOOKING for a GIRLFRIEND with NO OBVIOUS DEFORMITIES and I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO FIND ONE!!!"
and an avid collector of now unused punctuation.
He also invented the riposte.
I reckon it'd take the best part of 45 minutes to try and squeeze a penis into it's little beak without too much discomfort for either party
it's all plover pretty quickly.
except for axis....he hates me, I think I annoy him
i've been posting here for about five years sonny. i think you'll find that i'm an isolationist nation. :)
*Cheese and Onion or Ready Salted only
Even when melancholy. That is his deal. And I like it.
and I have brought mustard.
1. Do I *need* to say you're one of the old guard who seems to be lovely 90 per cent of the time and then inexplicably turns vicious/smug to score points with the WEE HEN NO MARKS also clocking up infinity billion posts, possibly because you're a sociopath and possibly because you're just really bored?
2. That was what I WOULD say if I knew anything about you. As it is, I thought I'd go one better than yawn.
'I mean... what's the deal with Bamnan? You know, you go on DiS... you're on there all of the day, and there's Bam and brusma and vikram...'
(silent audience. Jerry smirks awkwardly. Slap bass solo and fade to black)
*jazz guitar opines melancholically*
he's a good guy really.
WHAT A MENTAL PLAN!
Bamnan isn't one of them.
You may well be.
But there's a line between pisstaking and outright hostility/bullying and a lot of the cunts on here cross it when it comes to you. There's a few others, too. Vikram, I think. The "Chris_is_cool's mum" thread was also disgusting.
Saying you seem to get a load of abuse, etc.
i am merely facilitating the answering of the question on the lips of DiS.
he joins the thread.
I don't really want to know.
I definitely want to know.