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I only have 2, plus a smaller hand-sized one
5 normal sized ones, three hands towels, 7 for the kitchen and 2 beach towels.
but loads more than you. My aunt shall be bringing me a new set from Norway in March, I shall then hold a towel audit.
and 4 or so hand towels.
Do you want to know about bath mats or is that for another thread?
Just noticed that mathbat is a nice spoonerism.
The question is really how many you personally own, if you were turfed out of your flat/parent's house/fridge box tomorrow
thats the wifes job. I do bins and stuff.
That's a small towel. Are you sure it's not a flannel?
And on second thoughts I have 2 of them, not 1.
A towel for hands?
the other one is bigger than that, would be perfect for drying off children
You have a specific towel for drying off children.
I need something more to dry my glistening physique.
the towels we poshos use are actually called bath sheets
we name things, in language, so we can differentiate it from other things when the thing is not in physical presence. language has, as i am sure you know, other uses. BATH SHEETS MANG.
also, broken language
i really want to buy some more towels
maybe the following between mrs ccb and i: 4 large bath towels, maybe 4 "bathtowels" that are ok for guests but a bit small; three or four hand-towels; about half a dozen tea towels.
plus i technically own the hand towels for our house, as no one else ever bothers to buy anything, but that's a different story.
are the green towels, for pubic hairs.
thanks for asking
I have two that were taken from my parents' house, but I not sure what their legal status is in terms of ownership.
An item which seems less of a good idea with every passing second.
2 tea towels
2 hand towels
2 bath mats
no flannels/face cloths (how childish) at present for they are in storage
I dry myself on a beach towel that reads "PINA COLADA!!" in a handwritten-style font and has a picture of two chimps doing the tango on it
a bath towel is a smaller sized towel and one, i wager, would not effectively wrap around your waist. a bath sheet is a larger towel for grown ups. one that you can wrap around the self with ample towelage to spare.
I've got one blue and lime green striped one, and one with the New Zealand flag, which is one of my most regrettable possessions (it was a gift)
(Racist, me, much?)
It's ridiculous. Might replace it with one of these "bath sheets"
(as I discovered whilst trying to move last week). I really need to throw some out, amnd probably buy some more. I'm addicted to the fluffiness of the pelt of a new towel. mmmm.
really need to get more.
then she stole one from the sick kids hospital. it said "HOSPITAL PROPERTY" on it.
poor kidz :(
on second thoughts; don't.
THIS IS THE LAST THING YOU WILL EVER SEE
I bought it in cornwall. It doesn't dry me very well BUT IT LOOKS REALLY REALLY COOL.
There are several yellow towels in this house. I refuse to admit ownership for any of them.
It's an ugly item
I thought it was a towel. I was wrong. Still, at least now I can mop my brow after a particularly tricky shit.
I once accidentally used one of them to dry my face. Something about hamster AIDS.
If not that's a bit, y'know, racist of you.
Or maybe it's a 'blue' dog that tells rude jokes.
Or maybe it's just for depressed dogs.
with a chihuahua pedal
(I have loads of towels)
Travel towel does not equal towel, soz.
I'm not even counting that one. I'll show ya!
I have two of those. One for good and one for post shower drying purposes.
I've got a black one with a hood. If you want to look like the harbinger of disease and pestilence immediately prior to stripping down for sex, accept no substitute
Acquired over the years.
A new low for DiS?
We went to Benicassim in the summer, got to Manchester airport to check-in, no problems until the last of us puts his bag on the scales and is ridiculously over the weight limit.
We all look at him because we were massively under the limit and he just looks puzzled. We ask him what he's got in his bag, to which he replies 'Nothing! The same as all you lot. Oh, wait. I have got these 4 wet towels, and proceeds to pull out a carrier bag full of towels that he didn't have time to dry.
We tell him to leave the towels, and stop being such a fucking idiot.
He still gets called Tommy four-towels. Why on earth would you take 4 towels on a week-long holiday?
But I only ever use one. I use it over and over until either the girlfriend complains or I can no longer bear to dry myself in the overpowering stench of my own arse and wash it
here's the top half of one http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kur8hw99dM1qatutio1_500.jpg
2 wee wans
The wife reckons we need some new wans.