By way of recompense, immediately tell me your morning rituals when you're within 10 minutes of getting up.

No, not that. More like: I for some reason always curl myself up into a ball under the duvet and sort of cocoon myself in, for some reason. My spine wouldn't allow this for more than 10 minutes, so I can't do that all night, but for some reason being compact for a short amount of time makes me happy, perhaps foetal.

EXCEPT WANKING, what do you do just before you *have* to get up and go to work/school/college/job hunting?