I’ve got a real problem – an unconscious ability to graft hideous rock undercarriages to anything I’m fiddling around with in music programmes.
Doesn’t matter what the starting point is. If the first element is a willowy harp sample, before I’ve realised what's happened I’ve sculpted it into a punishing 4/4 electro-rock juggernaut.
Start making a hip-hop track? Lock me in a room with it, come back after an hour and it’ll sound like fucking Kasabian.
Is there any way I could turn this ‘skill’ into a money making venture short of actually joining Kasabian?