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the bogroll seat cover trick
also do throw some in the bowl for a soft landing
i think of the toilets outside Goals in Shawlands in Glasgow. i assume you mean toilets in shopping centres too? then no i don't. i wipe and then sit down and SHIT.
and possibly at work depending how nice work is/how many people use it
Generally I just give a thorough wipe with toilet roll to get rid of any residues.
Particularly if it's a public toilet where you don't wish to thrust your hand into bowl area.
when you're sat down your arse is flayed open, so you can give a more thorough wipe if you have a shit and stand up, not only does it mean you're essentialy thrusting your hand into a darkened place when residue poo could be smeared everywhere simply from the action of closing the buttcheeks, but also, it's harder to get rid of the residue poo. essentially, if you wipe your arse standing up you're a massive scruffy jobbie-bum
There isn't any space from the back of my but to the front of my ball sack to put my hand down when I'm on the toilet anyway, so unless I wanted to squash my penis against the porcelain by rolling forward or rub my wrist against the inside of the bowl wiping while seated just isn't an option.
*Puts down muffin*
i don't have any anecdotes like this
i guess we've grown apart since i left home
but i do it in shops and pubs and things (cos my big concern, really, is avoiding the great unwashed proles). although i guess i do it in some libraries. depends i suppose. hmmmm.