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Frank LeBouff's shiny bald head
cheers
you are right
http://www.winningiseverything.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/peter-beardsley-balls.jpg
:)
Check him out on Wikipedia, its not that bad at all. He just had one AWFUL season in the prem.
rowl
to ever live
burglar
But in your last four replies you have progressed to a sort of devastating black hole of class which does not bear discussion.
Not only am I a major Gil scott heron fan but a long time Celtic fan. Brilliant stuff.
http://www.independent.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00284/irvine_284982t.jpg
Earlier on this afternoon, I was walking through Newington Green, and I laughed to myself because I walked past a bloke wearing one of those ankle length Arsenal puffa jackets.
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Ryan Giggs' hairy chest
david beckham's penis
Paul Gascoigne's alcohol addiction
Carlos Valderrama's shampoo
paul scholes' ginger pubes
Dion Dublin's massive cock
Carlo Ancellotti's renegade eyebrow
marc vivien foe's rolled tongue
Jason Lee's hairdresser
claude makelele's swinging beer can
sam allardyce's heart
Gary Lineker's bodysuit
phil neville's eye sockets
Ivan Klasnic's kidney.
Darren Bent's twitter account
Ricky Otto's thread.
Eric Djemba Djemba's Djemba
Martin O'Neill's misty spectacles
Rio Ferdinands curly mouth
Kevin Nolan's improved this season
graeme le saux's collection of high quality pornography.
The entire Arsenal squad's righteous indignation.
Ryan Giggs' yellow card in the box.
Marcell Desailly's poetry
Pat Nevin's collection of obscure eighties long players.
jurgen klinsman's sliding celebration
Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink's stare
pascal cygan's 10 mile forehead.
Victor Moses' false birth certificate
Phillip Cocu's frankly ridiculous nose.
Wayne Rooney's story so far
winston bogarde's bank balance
Pierre van Hooijdonk's stupid, stupid name.
Danger Fourpence's awesome name
ron atkinson's way with words
stephen ireland's hair implants
...
Frank LeBouff's shiny bald head
Jimmy Kebe's fucked it up again
Nist van Ruudelrooy's spoonerised name.
Ashley Cole's homosexuality
John O'Shea's alleged homosexuality
John Arne Rise's alleged heterosexuality
John Fashanu's appearance on BBC2 tonight
Jose Mourinho's amazing technicolor overcoat
Theo Walcott's injured again.
Paulo Wanchope's strike partner
Michael Owen's personality
Derek Riordan's V.I.P status in George Street.
Adrian Mutu's coke-addled nose
sol campbell's beard
Marlon King's gentlemanliness
Ali Dia's cousin
Freddie Ljungberg's tighty whities
Andy Gorams' schizophrenia
the other Andy Goram's schizophrenia
bruce grobbelaar's moustache
Phil Brown's complexion
niall quinn's disco pants are the best
Tomas Rosicky's raw manliness
Zinedine Zidane's whore sister
robert earnshaw's little feet
Jimmy Glass's strike
Lampard's freakishly smooth chest
Lucas Radebe's grin
Kieran Dyer's Physio's overtime slip
Chris Waddle's waddle
Dixie Deans goals to games ratio
Fellippo Inzaghi's runs into an offside position
Jermain Defoe's inability to remain onside
Angelo Di Livio's bewildering run of appearances for Italy
Clive Tyldesley's references to "that night"
Mark Lawrensons Hair
Mark Lawrenson's joi de vivre
Mark Lawrenson's distaste for the modern game
Mark Lawrenson's upper lip
Craig Bellamy's ridiculous gumshield teeth
Jaap Stam's Easter Island Head
peter crouch's good touch for a big man
alan hansen's massive scar.
marcel desailly's massive watch
marcel desailly's "for sure!"
marcel desailly's vast wardrobe of cream chinos.
Owen Hargreaves' comeback from injury
Gary Lineker's obituary voice
Harry Redknapp's sunken eyes
Andy Townsend's van
Gary Mabbutt's cameo in the Queen's Nose
Paul Merson's fish up a tree
Chris Kamara's beaver
Phil Thompson's nose
Phil Thompson's nose
Alan Stubbs' left testicle.
John Barnes' jacket
John Barnes' library
Jack Wilshire's promise
Michael Owen's burst of pace
Carlos Tevez's dogged determination
Avram Grant's sad owl stare.
Emmanuel Adebayor's magnanimous celebration
Dean Ashton's ankle
Danny Mills' 110%
Alan Shearer's hair island
Alan Shearer's weetabix
Leroy Lita's mobile
Sir Alex's word with the third official
Sir Alex's Rolex
nicolas anelka's loneliness
Clint Dempsey's hold over Nestor
John Terry's tranny lookalike
Micky Thomas' arse scar
Jamie Redknapp's dry cleaning bill for all the sand in his suit jacket
egil olsen's wellington boots
Vinnie Jones' acting career
patrick vieira's disgusting chest liquid
Just wanted to be the first person in this thread not to play along
cheers
Codswallop broke it up there.
you fail even at being a loser
you're right
you are right
Michael Johnson's professionalism
Robinho's dribbling skills
tony adams' gloomy disposition
Kenneth Wolstenholme's confirmation that it is indeed over
John Utaka's unearned lifestyle.
Jason Lee's Pineapple
Frank Clark's Mr Potato Head impression
stan collymore's trouble settling down
Robbie Savage's Sunday Mirror Column
gary speed's lungs.
Juan Veron's time at Stamford Bridge
I had completely forgotten about this. Thank you
andy impey's no neck
Clive Tyldsley's night in Istanbul
Peter Beardsley's WEE MAN
http://www.winningiseverything.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/peter-beardsley-balls.jpg
Henrik Larsson's leg, 1999
you had to lower the tone
:)
marlon king's p45
iain dowie's bouncebackability
Harry Redknapp's offshore account.
Stephen Ireland's 'dead' relative.
Andy Brownrigg's swinging tits.
Ade Akinbiyi's goals-per-games ratio.
Need to step in here
Check him out on Wikipedia, its not that bad at all. He just had one AWFUL season in the prem.
David Norris' tasteless goal celebration
Chris Brass' broken nose
David Sullivan's plan to get West Ham out of debt
Danny Invincible's inappropriate name
Danny Invincibile's preference for this spelling
Dean Windass' appropriate name
William Shatner's Tekwar
Jesper Olsen's kamikaze backpass
Saeed al-Owairan's goal in WC1994
El Hadj Diouf's glands
Scott Carson's international career.
Steve Coppell's degree in Economics
Diego Maradona's rant
Robbie Fowler's nose tape
Gary Neville's boot-licking tongue
Andrei Arshavin's amazing face
Didier Drogba's 10ft platform.
Lee Hendrie's summer holiday romance
Jamie Carragher's being typical Jamie Carragher
michael owen's short back and sides
Savo Milosevic's vastly under-used right foot
Bjørn Tore Kvarme's two footed lunge
Steve Claridge's shinpads
Kevin Keegan's mental stability
Gabor Kiraly's baggy trousers
Les Ferdinand's helicopter
Andy Wilkinson's rubbish
Faustino Asprilla's calipers
Bruce Grobelaar's hat
Gary Penrice's suicidal backpass
Jason Cundy's 50-yard goal
John Aldridge's last ditch effort
John Barnes's KKK costume
Chris Powell's England career
Michael Ricketts cancelled contract
ray parlour's divorce
Gary Lineker's book of ghost stories
Ledley King's training schedule
Kenny Miller's finishing
Fabio Capello's speedos
Joey Barton's nights out
Ben Thatcher's shoulder charge
glenn roeder's tortured soul.
samir nasri's open mouth.
Gareth Southgate's BBC-ITV channel hopping
Alan Smith's versatility
Ronaldo's chinese impression
Gianluca Zambrotta's wife
Helder Postiga's goalscoring duck
Roy Keane's full page hi tech ads in match magazine
Martin O'Neill's High Court gallery seat
Jermaine Jenas and his massive penis.
stephen ireland's wig
Paul Dickov's centre parting
Marcus Hahnemann's record collection
Jimmy Bullard's cheeky chappiness
Patrice Evra's permanent expression of disgust
Ryan Giggs' England Schoolboys cap
brian jensen's little boy face
Ian Dowie's headed own goal
vincent enyeama and his value for money in football manager.
Cherno Samba's goals to games ratio
Aaron Lennon's up and down seasons.
Steve McClaren's dutch accent
Tonton Zola's Moukoko
alex ferguson's whiskey pumped nose.
paul gascoigne's pop career.
gareth southgate's role in the pizza hut commercials.
Alan Smith's Smudge
Paulo di Canio's fascism
Darren Ferguson's eternal comparison to daddy-o
darren ferguson's pussycat eyes
rowl
Tony Mowbray's wife
darren huckerby's career.
greatest player
to ever live
Roberto Baggio's divine ponytail
sol campbell's therapist.
Roberto Mancini's scarf
Jussi Jääskeläinen's spent most his career at Bolton Wanderers
Pele's 100
Paolo Di Canio's chest hair
Stephen Ireland's healthy grandmothers
Elano's dip in form
Andy Gray's booming dragon-esque voice
Joey Barton's cigar
Joey Barton's Brother
Phil Babb's groin
Frank Sinclair's pinpoint accuracy
Claudio Ranieri's translator.
david may's medal collection
Dirk Kuyt's pronunciation
Romario's disputed 1000 goals
Ashley Young's webcam
Jamie Redknapp's trousers
*Jamie Redkapp's pronounced cameltoe
Thomas Rosicky's out for another week
Glenn Hoddle's past life karma
Paul Robinson's chubby knees
Nigel De Jong's solitary scrap of hair
Jan Johannes Vennegoor of Hasselink's name should have belonged to someone else
Steve McManaman's role at Birmingham City
Harry Redknapp's twitch
Peter Crouch's good touch for a big lad.
Tony Hibbert's inability to finish
John McGinlay's "wee push"
The John Barnes Rap
Boris Johnsons tackle
That guy from Ghana's charge out of the wall whenst defending that free kick against Brazil in the world cup in the 70's
Phil Senderos's complete incompetence
Glen Johnson's toilet seat
John Terry's bald patch
The Russian linesmans view of the goal line
matthew etherington's phil brown's son
Marco Boogers' caravan
Kevin Pressman's pot belly
Neville Southall's daughter
Francis Lee's toilet roll factory
Gary Neville's dad
Graham Poll's podcast
graham poll's third yellow
Paul Lambert's loyalty
David Pleat's kerb crawling
Sam Allardyce's ear piece
Little Sam's ear piece
Pierluigi Collina's hair
dennis wise's squinty eyes
Wayne Rooney's Stereophonics tattoo
mike riley's obvious distinction from other referees
Nicolas Anelka's Brothers
Claude Anelka's brief spell as Raith Rovers' manager
mark clattenburg's shame
Eric Cantona's useless brother
Dwight Yorke's lovechild with Jordan
Paul Gascoigne's knackers in Vinnie's vice-like grip.
Djibril Cisse's Godzilla hairstyle
AKA 'The RAGE strip'
David Beckham's kick game ...just like Jay-Z
Arsene Wenger's tight, tight mouth
Dave Jones's buggered child
Dirk Kuyt's Industriousness
the alternate throw-in taker for Stoke City.
the 4th offical when SAF is at the touchline.
Rafael Bentiez's line of logic.
Ian Wright's favourite son
Salvador Cabanas.
Paul Jewell's thrust inside the tradesman's
Peter Ndlovu's dribbling
Mark Lawrenson's liking of 'a big man at the back'.
Wayne Rooney's once a blue and always a blue
Wayne Rooney's changed temperament under Sir Alex Ferguson
Wayne Rooney's OAP shags
Wayne Rooney's proposal on a garage forecourt.
Marco Boogers' time at West Ham
Jose Dominguez's baggy shirt
Petr Cech's fragile skull
Stephen Hunt's grazed knee.
graham rix's sexual demons
David Buust's bust leg
Peter Schmeichel being sick
Peter Ndlovu's girlfriend's black eye
Mark Lawrenson's repressed thoughts.
Fabio Paim's the name
Harold Schumacher's lack of remorse
Harold Schumacher's lack of remorse
Francis Jeffers' baffling career.
Paul Robinson's poorly-timed dive
David Seaman's misjudged that one.
Kevin Keegan's slump over the Carlsberg hoarding
kevin davies' pigeon chest
Patrick Battiston's mega blink
Ron Atkinson's traditional African upbringing
David Pleat's beige suit
Chris Waddle's pelanty
Stig Tofting's criminal record
Graham Taylor's Soccer Challenge on the Commodore Amiga
Gabriel Agbonla's whore
Maccarone's pasta sounding name
Afonso Alves' missing L
Pele's erectile disfunction
Gary Mabbut's The Phantom of the Opera playsuit
Tony Blair playing football
Paul Ince's Tennis match interview.
Andrew Cole's sudden name change
Brad Friedel's Half Man Half Biscuit song
Rolando Bianchi's Welcome To England induction
Gary Mabbutt's diabetes
Jerzy Dudek's burglar alarm
burglar
Andriy Shevchenko's burdenous price-tag
Rivaldo's tumble and apparent death as of getting hit on the knee by a football
Sol Campbell's
Breakdown
Andrés Escobar's 'It's only a game' fan base.
Alf-Inge Haaland's broken leg
Emerson's holidays
Jimmy Hill's chin
Billy Davies' tone of disbelief
Gavin McCann's badger hair
Gavin McCann's badger hair
Mick McCarthy's not here to talk about Mick McCarthy
Marco Tardelli's reserved celebration
cameroon's take on the wifebeater
Jo's goalscoring record in mother Russia
Berbatov's flirting with clubs like Lucas Neill in a miniskirt.
Ravanelli's belly
Scott Carson's snowman passenger
Jorge Campos' flamboyant taste in kits.
Uwe Roslers finishing in CM97/98
Paul Warhursts sensational switch to striker
Tom Cruise's parents
Attilio Lombardo's apt eagle-like features
Mickey Mellon's crab-like movement
Steve Walsh's psychotic stare
Paul Gascoigne's 39 days
George Graham's brown envelopes
Jamie Redknapp's fatwa
Stevie Gerrard's lack of forehead
Diana Ross's clinical penalty
John Terry's dad sold my mate some blow
John Aldridge's world cup '94 swearing fit
Dave Beasant's salad dressing
Roman Bednar's cocaine sniffles
Marcelo Salas's surprising ability in the air
Rio Ferdinand's merking of his England teammates
Eric Cantona's theatre debut
Everton's changed kit of pink and black.
Wes Brown's hair colour
Michael Owen's Soccer Skills
Glenn Hoddle's air guitar
Kevin Campbell's record label
Wayne Bridge's tiny penis
Liam Lawrence's holiday video
Edmundo's monkey
Roberto Carlos' cricketer's run-up
Mohamed Zidan's former life as a wipeboard
rio ferdinand's drug riddled urine.
Arsene Wenger's frustrated head rub
Steve Bruce's dinnerlady face
john terry's aborted child with another women.
Arsenal Football Club.
John Terry's wife.
the person who performed the abortion on John Terry's out-of-wedlock child.
I was going to say "no class" with your first effort
But in your last four replies you have progressed to a sort of devastating black hole of class which does not bear discussion.
Nick Hancock's football nightmares
Paul Scholes' willy poking out of his shorts in Match magazine
Francis Benali's restaurant empire
Mixu Paatelainen's tenure at Hibernian
Julen Guerrero's self-titled bistro.
Darren Anderton's both posts and in.
Ryan Gigg's Quorn endorsement
André Bikey's respect for medical staff
Garth Crook's bloodshot stare
Tom Huddlestone's effort from outside the box
Ronny's Rosenthal's success at the crossbar challenge
Bixtente Lizarazu's Jiu-Jitsu prowess.
John Terry's conscience.
Neville Neville's sporting children
Luke Chadwick's face
edgar davids' bare eyes
Gareth Barry's shop dummy good looks
John Oster's youthful appearance
Gareth bales monkey face
Robbie Keane's boyhood dreams
Roberto Martinez's simple need for a cuddle every now and then
Andy Goram's two personalities
Fat Ronaldo's transvestite scandal
Big Jock's secrets
Teddy Sheringham's wax face
Gianfranco Zola's backheel
Ian Wright's Wright Wright
Matt Holland's TV charisma
Zvononmamabira Boban's facial hair
Bobby Zamora's Row Z
Marouane Fellaini's disco-wig
Arsene Wenger
stop doing it wrong you collosal eejit!
Marco Materazzi's shattered ribcage
Gary Cahill's world cup chances
genuinly interested what this is about?
that's fucking awesome
Not only am I a major Gil scott heron fan but a long time Celtic fan. Brilliant stuff.
Tamir Cohen's resemblance to Jack Whitehall
Paul Alcock's inability to stand up under Italian pressure
Maurizio Gaudino's used car dealership sideline
Jan Koller's name used in a sentece without the words "battering ram" also being in the sentence
Avram Grant's heartbreaking monotone
Carl Robinson's MLS career
Niko Kranjcar's winning smile
jacques songo's trouserrs.
Harry Redknapp's chequebook
Baz Savage's Moonwalks
dion dublin's magnificent saxophone
Mario Jardel's goalscoring record in Portuguese football
Olof Mellberg's beard
Robbie Savage's visit to the ref's toilet
Sven Goran Erikson's fidelity
Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink's arse
Niko Kranjcar's abduction from Japan's leading anime series to start a new life as a professional footballer
Attilio Lombardo's Inglorious Barsterds
Peter Crouch's nachos
Attilio Lombardo's Inglorious Basterds
Marcus Hahnemann's collection of Tool merchandise.
Oliver Kahn's teddybear
Karel Poborsky's Corinthians figure
Stuart McCall's falling off the car roof
Steve Coppell's existential malaise
Mark McGhee's barmy army
Ashley Cole's sex texts
Taribo West's hair
Cesc Fabregas' broken leg reaction face
Sol Campbell's broken leg fury
Thomas Vermaelen's feeling ill
Nicklas Bendtner's empty league promises.
Steve Guppy's solution to England's problems on the left
Obafemi Martins' birth certificate
Ryan Shawcross's international career
Emmanuel Eboué's tiger suit
David Bentley's briefs
Colin Nish's presence in Posh Spice's thoughts when she is shagging David
Dwight Yorke's suit
Ian Holloway's 3 deaf daughters
"Gerrard and Torres to City" rumours
Never change
Martin Keown's neck veins
Thierry Henry's head shape
Delroy Facey's case of mistaken identity
Steve Palmer's Cambridge degree
Steve Chettle's rosy cheeks
Jack Walker's millions
Ronaldinho's kinky boots
Jens Lehmann's train driving lessons
Gordon Strachan's attempted climb over the hoardings
franck ribery's morals.
Tony Cascarino 'Circa 1995'
Alan Irvine's second income as a Father Ted lookalike
http://www.independent.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00284/irvine_284982t.jpg
Garth Crook's continuing employment
Jong Tae-Se's tears
All the above, You took one hell of a beating!
Robbie Earle's orange mini-skirted women
Milos Krasic's straw hair
Marcel Desailly's fowl celebration
Maicon's bacon
deadonthestairs' attitude.
Dani Alves' crossing
john fashanu's john fashanu's john fashanu's john fashanu's john fashanu's john fashanu's john fashanu's john fashanu's john fashanu's john fashanu's john fashanu's john fashanu
Raul Meireles' 'just started chemotherapy' thin hair.
John Ward's tanning bed
Nigel De Jong's karate school
David Seaman's Semen
Tiger Woods' tee shot
FM2009's Francisco Guillermo Ochoa
robin van persie's hug.
Mark Clattenburg's peripheral vision
Darron Gibson's Empty Soul
Darron Gibson's thinning hair.
Sergi Busquets' dignity.
Kevin Davies' twitter account.
Chris Sutton's right hook celebration
Obertan's kidney shaped head
Gabriel Obertan's childhood bullying
Mikael Silvestre's empathy with Gabriel Obertan's childhood bullying
Jose Mourinho's behind bars face
Alan Smith's ex-fiancee
Ken Bates' dubious transactions
Gunnersaurus' poignant mourning
Gedling Miners Welfare.
?!
Arsene Wenger's sleeping bag jacket.
Thats odd.
Earlier on this afternoon, I was walking through Newington Green, and I laughed to myself because I walked past a bloke wearing one of those ankle length Arsenal puffa jackets.
Robin Van Persie's grey hair
Troy Deeney's jump into the stands