A) Send some bitch....the ones that try and speak with their mouth closed because that's ladylike or some shit to talk down to you "LIKE THIS...DO YOU U-N-D-E-R-S-T-A-N-D THE B-E-N-E-F-I-T-S O-F -R-E-C-Y-C-L-I-N-G...HERE [exaggerated nodding] IS A LEAFLET IN Y-O-U-R L-A-N-G-U-A-G-E"..hands my leaflet in Somali with lots of colourful pictures of plastic bottles.

B) Have her dickwad colleague comment under his breath "I think we're wasting our time on this estate...." Then turn to me "YOU REALLY HAVE NO EXCUSE...THE RECYCLYING BINS ARE JUST ROUND THE CORNER...IT'S A FIVE MINUTE WALK...DO YOU UNDERSTAND?"

I left a 28" crt monitor that I had in my room next to their car