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...what five things do you make it a priority to accomplish?
2. Ban all adverts apart from ones I find amusing.
3. Make record shops have in stock what I want to buy.
4. Create a real life Jurassic Park
5. Use (4.) to dispose of my enemies.
so you can pretend yr in Doom.
1) Have Gordon Ramsay executed by lobsters.
2) Build an orbiting country in space just because I can.
3) Bring back the white chocolate Kit Kat chunky.
4) Plough all of Earth's fissile materials into building my own time machine.
5) Create an army of T1000s. NO THEY WON'T REBEL BECAUSE I AM GLOBAL DICTATOR FOR LIFE.
2) Abolish ITV and all it consumes, granting amnesty to Harry Hill and Mary Nightingale.
3) Butcher cows for steak
4) Introduce communism to English football
5) Kick Josh from T-Mobile in the face every morning.
large experimental medical division - for sewing extra things on things and that
space elevator - for sexing in
1. Have international football every summer. Not a World Cup or a Euro every year, but a six nations for football or something.
2. Start my 'send prisoners to space to test the habitability of potential planets' regime.
3. Put more effort into getting flying cars invented.
4. Abolish Amnesty International and send that Chakribati woman to a planet to see if we could live there.
5. Make Silvio Berlusconi my sidekick.
You've got low aspirations!
Jesus H Christ.
I don't like being told what to do, and I wouldn't want to make everyone do what I said.
Also to get the world I would want I'd have to get rid of at least 50% of the population and I don't want to be no1 in the rogues gallery along with Josef, Adolf and Mao.