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Happy birthday Mart.
although i actually know what you look like now, you'll always be the tough inner city new yawker cop to me, martin bowski
the attitude doesn't match the face
and so did you chris....
Happy birthday Bowski.
birthday threads should be a sacred place in general
Here's hoping this year is his last. Many happy returns for what I hope will be the final time. I am both fat and gay.
But you're an asshole. Pussies don't like cocks, because pussies get fucked by cocks. But cocks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a cock, with some BALLS. The problem with cocks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our cocks and pussies all covered in shit!
... I've wanted to say this for so long.