Boards
do you name your dick? is its name 'the blog'? no?
how about injecting it with silicone for 6 years?
ridiculously nfsw
http://www.videosift.com/video/Man-spends-6-years-injecting-silicone-into-his-PENIS
i think when your dick looks like a resident evil boss, its time to just step back and RLY look at things