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just to play rugby at Uni?
I went to this Uni, wanted to play rugby, but was put off by this shit.
We thought it was much more sporting to take Freshers under our wings, get them shitfaced at like 7 am, take them to Church and make fools of themselves.
Fave was deffo half a pint of red wine, Guinness, gin, whiskey, aftershock and squirty cream
he was a really good winger at aged 18 but told 'em to fuck it.
That opens 11am-2pm on Sundays, and gets round licensing laws by having you win drinks in a raffle (note: you always win).
My uni was quite small so we couldn't really be putting people off, and also it's just a bit belterish isn't it? People making arses of themselves of their own accord is so much better
Which would just be so wrong.
Fuck rugby and fuck rugby players
they'll earn lots of money and marry good looking women
rugby wives look like men as well.
(apart from my friend's wife, but he's not at all a rugby 'type')
And if that wasn't horrifying enough (being a football guy you understand) they all had these stupid initiations type things to do. I thought they were a bunch of fuckwits at first but having gotten to know one or two a bit better I realised that they actually were fuckwits.
a combination of semi skimmed, whole and skimmed. how naive. Surely it would just balance out as semi skimmed anyway
and lived with a lad who played for the rugby team. I thought he was going to be a tosser but he was very anti-all that initiation crap/shouting whey! at everything so he didn't go on their social events, but they still let him play because he was ace. He even got signed up by the Leicester Tigers and played a few B team matches for them before getting released.
he manages a pub in Plymouth now.
completely ruined by a Rugby team on their end of season day/night out. It's amazing how confident people are when they're in a group of 20 and 80% of that group weighs fifteen stone or more.
The only upside was that I'd been trying for days to explain acurately what 'braying' meant to my girlfriend, but the rugger chaps' gave me a ready made example. Cheers rugger chaps.
And as an aside, why do amateur Rugby Union players have really dry hair and ruddy cheeks?
And I have neither of those things.
Sorry to break the conveient stereotype you've built to stop yourself engaging with people as 3D concepts.
I also don't believe your story about braying. Unless you are really, really stupid
and it's not me that's stupid. It's my girlfriend.
pint of dirty milk. Maybe that says more about me than rugger buggers.
and Cardiff Uni's water polo team were doing som kerayzee initiation thing and getting on everyone's tits. I shouted at them. Told them to grow up.
them. actually you lot also.
I still wouldn't though - sports are shit.